Wettest summer ever! Not a day without rain! Why?????
I'll tell you why. It's all that Rihanna's fault. Her and her umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
Ever since that song's been no.1 here in the UK our weather has taken a turn for the worse. Get her off the top of the charts now, while we still can, while there's still a few weeks left of summer...!